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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 05:24
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
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—
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
How is it safe to put tape on your mouth at night?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Report: Leafs discussed 3-way deal at deadline to send Marner to Vegas - theScore.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Chesterfield man reverses diabetes after losing seven stone - BBC
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Then came..
Still no good.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Genetic variant tied to doubled dementia risk for older men - The Washington Post
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Procter & Gamble to cut 7,000 jobs as part of broader restructuring - CNBC
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...